November 26, 2009

Zombies: The Boris Karloff Connection


Frankenstein's monster is not a zombie.

Let's just put that debate to rest before we get started. Despite what others may say, even people I respect, it takes more than being of dead flesh to be considered a zombie. On the other hand, you cannot separate the cultural influence of Frankenstein's monster from the zombie. In particular, I think that zombie fans owe a debt of gratitude to Boris Karloff for his depiction of the Frankenstein's monster. More than we might realize, Karloff's monster has influenced the zombies in George Romero's films and, as a consequence of Romero's popularity, many of the zombie films today.

Frankenstein's monster at Louis Tussaud's in Niagra Falls
The literary Frankenstein's monster and Karloff's depiction of the creature in 1931's Frankenstein differ substantially, yet both are clearly not zombies. Unlike zombies (living or dead) whom exhibit a suppressed or subverted will, both Mary Shelley's monster and Karloff's monster are willful creatures that do as they please and make rational choices based on self-preservation. Even Karloff's creature, whose intelligence and expression are severely limited, is shown to be consciously kind to those he likes, wrathful to those who do him harm, and capable of making plans and acting upon them. He's hardly the instinctual and indiscriminately violent creature we see in most zombie films. If we look at the George Romero's zombies in Night of the Living Dead (1968), however, there are some striking similarities between the physical performance of these zombies and Karloff's performance of the monster. Karloff's contribution to the zombie genre becomes even more apparent when we look at the recent trend at creating "sympathetic zombies" in Romero's films and others such as Fido (2006).

First, let's look at the way Karloff physically depicted the creature. When Karloff makes his first full on-screen appearance in Frankenstein, he turns around and lumbers forward at heavy, shuffling pace. His arms are stiff and awkward, his hands quite inflexible, and when he turns around he stares out at the audience with a vacant yet oddly intent expression. His power comes from his his stiff arms and dead hands with which he bats, beats, and strangles others or pounds on walls and doors of his prison. A similar physical performance is echoed by the zombies in Romero's Night of the Living Dead, especially through Bill Hinzman's Graveyard Zombie, the first zombie to appear in the film. In the graveyard scene, Hinzman's performance is not clearly identical to Karloff's monster (nor as nuanced), but Hinzman seems to be drawing on the same stiff, shuffling gait (if not more stooped) popularized by Karloff and his imitators. In this film and later zombie films by Romero or inspired by Romero, we see the same shuffling, heavy gait in zombies who, like Karloff's monster, reach out with their powerful hands to strangle and rend their victims or pound down the doors and walls that block their way.





Why do I see a connection to Karloff? First, this typical physical depiction of the undead zombie that we now consider standard owes very little to previous zombie films, ironically. Prior to Frankenstein in 1931, there were virtually no moving pictures of zombies available to audiences. Representations of the Haitian zombie appeared in fiction and sensationalized tales from Haiti, but it wasn't until White Zombie was released in 1932 that zombies lurched into motion pictures. Still, from 1932 until Romero's Night of the Living Dead in 1968, zombies were not a popular movie monster. In their obscurity during these pre-Romero years, zombies were often depicted as wide-eyed sleepwalkers (think Cesare from The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari in 1920). Post-Frankenstein and pre-Romero zombies didn't have any particular difficulty moving although they were slightly awkward sometimes. The only moved slowly; no stumbling or showing of any overt stiffness or acute awkwardness from physical decay as we find in Frankenstein's monster and Hinzman's graveyard zombie. There seemed to be little in pre-Romero zombie films to inspire the shambolic zombies in Night and future films. It's more likely that Romero's cast was inspired by Karloff. Thanks to the popularization of television, whole generations of monster fans were growing up in the 1950s and 1960s with Karloff's depiction of the creature, a depiction echoed by imitators in other Frankesntein or horror films. For this reason, I think it is quite likely that when Romero was directing his zombies, his zombie cast probably drew consciously or unconsciously from Karloff's iconic and culturally identifiable depiction of the walking reanimated rather than the obscure zombies in films like White Zombie (1932), King of the Zombies (1941), and I Walked with a Zombie (1943).


FUN FACT: Both Boris Karloff's monster and the zombies in George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead fear fire and react by raising up their arms in protection. Coincidence or evidence of a deeper connection between Karloff and zombies?

Second, there is an even clearer connection between Karloff's monster and zombies if we look at and the recent depiction of "sympathetic zombies". Starting with Bub the zombie in Romero's Day of the Dead (1985) and including such characters as Big Daddy from Land of the Dead and Fido from Fido (2006), there has been a recent offering of sympathetic zombies. Often, these zombies shrug off the mindless trait of the zombie. They often appear in humorous short films or feature-length comedies such as Shaun of the Dead.





The sympathetic zombie is a monster that intends people no harm (or has learned not to harm people), but because of its limited intelligence, uncontrollable desires, or follies is feared, hated, and isolated. The sympathetic zombie has feelings, and although it is incapable of complex speech it can still tug at our heart strings with its very human moans, guttural noises, and soulful expressions. Does this sound a bit like a certain flat-headed, bolt-necked, big-shoed creature we know and love?

Perhaps Karloff's crowning achievement in Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein was to make the monster emotionally endearing as a cultural icon. Karloff's performance set the groundwork for an evolution in the character from monster to hero. Now that zombies are starting to make the same evolution in film, these zombie films and actors tend to hearken back to Karloff's work as the monster and his uncanny ability to emote very sympathetically with pure and primal human emotions from behind layers makeup.

Undoubtedly, the best example of the sympathetic zombie in the vein of Frankenstein is Bub from Day of the Dead. Fittingly, he is being groomed by a scientist called Dr. Logan who is nicknamed "Dr. Frankenstein." Instead of giving life to the dead, this Dr. Frankenstein is trying to bring civil manners and human behaviour to the dead. The scene between Logan (Richard Liberty) and Bub the zombie (Howard Sherman) in which Logan reintroduces Bub to shaving, music, telephones, and positive reinforcement is very similar to the scene in Bride of Frankenstein in which the blind hermit (O. P. Heggie) teaches the monster about music, food, and friends. Furthermore, Sherman's performance as Bub is probably the best depiction of the humanized monster since Karloff played the monster. Both Herman and Karloff, in their respective roles, found a way to connect with the audience so they could see past the monsters' grotesque appearances and anti-social tendencies to the shared humanity within.



The trend continues in modern films like Fido, in which zombies have been turned into slaves with control collars, and in Land of the Dead, where the zombie Big Daddy laments the slaughter of his kind and leads a revolution against the humans. The zombie named Fido (Billy Connolly) comes to love his adopted family but is persecuted by the father and others in the community whereas Big Daddy (Eugene Clark) just wants to find peace for his persecuted zombies that are neither dead nor alive. Like Karloff's monster, both these sympathetic monsters are strong silent types who emote through pitiful grunts or enraged moans. They are also both presented as "every man" working-class characters whose child-like discovery of the world and its pain and wonders reminds us what it means to be human even though the characters are monsters. This is the legacy of Karloff's creature. Every sympathetic zombie turns back to Karloff for inspiration on how to connect with the hearts of viewers.

On this week of Karloff's birthday (Nov 23, 1889), think about how Karloff's influence as Frankensten's monster has permeated the conventions of zombie culture. When people get together for zombie walks and pretend to be the undead, don't they seem to walk and moan and talk quite a lot like Karloff's Frankenstein? If you ask someone to walk like Frankenstein and then walk like a zombie, is there much of a difference?

In February, it will have been 41 years since Karloff died. Karloff never starred in a proper zombie film during his career. Frankenstein's monster is not a zombie either. However, if you peel back the layers of modern depiction of the zombie popularized by George Romero, you will find a very fertile kernel of Karloff at the heart.


DEADSPIEL @ Giggleshorts Toronto: Nov 26-29


 Zombie curling short film Deadspiel screens this week at the Giggleshorts Film Festival in Toronto.

Deadspiel screens on Friday, Nov 27th at the new Giggleshorts Theatre at 296 Brunswick Ave. 2nd Floor.


Pat Corcoran, co-writer and executive producer of Deadspiel, also wrote in to tell The Zed Word that Deadspiel picked up yet another award: Jury's Choice Award for best film at the Guelph SharpCuts festival. This honour follows on the heels of Deadspiel's sweep of the Z'omb D'or -- the top prize at the  Zombie Short Film Festival last October.

The Zed Word gives Deadspiel 4.5 / 5  (REVIEW).

Don't forget about your chance to win a FREE Deadspiel t-shirt.

November 24, 2009

The Toxic Avenger Musical (Review)

REVIEW


The Toxic Avenger
Musical

by Joe DiPietro and David Bryan
Directed by John Rando
 
RATING:
4.5 / 5 zedheads












The sight of an eco-conscientious toxic mutant disemboweling and beheading people on stage to a rock score by a founding member of Bon Jovi was probably not a sight anticipated by the 19th century architects of the original Danforth Music Hall in Toronto.

Then again, what could prepare anyone – even modern audiences – for the exuberantly silly, exceptionally inventive, lovingly lowbrow and bawdy rock musical that is THE TOXIC AVENGER? I didn't know what to expect going in, but my socks were thoroughly rocked coming out.

The Toxic Avenger Musical is a monster of a show with memorable songs like "Jersey Girl," "Big Green Freak," and "Evil is Hot." The musical is as energetic a spoof on superheroes and environmentalism as Lloyd Kaufman's original Troma cult classic The Toxic Avenger in 1984. You don’t have to be familiar with the original Toxic Avenger films to appreciate the comedic rock musical twist Joe Dipietro and David Bryan of Bon Jovi have put on this cult-favorite anti-hero. The Toxic Avenger Musical is on the fast track to being one of my top favorite horror-comedy musicals right up there with The Little Shop of Horrors.

The Toronto production of The Toxic Avenger Musical stars Evan Alexander Smith as Melvin Ferd the Third, a wimpy earth scientist who is in love with ditzy blind librarian Sarah (Brittany Gray). Melvin discovers that the corrupt Tromaville Mayor (Louise Pitre) is on the take to turn the city of Tromaville into Manhattan’s toxic waste dump. Two of the mayor’s goons (Daren A. Herbert and Jamie McKnight) dispose of Melvin in a vat of toxic waste that, like a radioactive Charles Atlas, turns Melvin into the muscular, deformed, and beastly Toxic Avenger!

The songs are incredibly catchy, especially with the farcical lyrics by Joe Dipietro. The show I saw was approximately two hours of exuberant action in which the cast, accompanied by a live band, rocked the house through a series of perfectly choreographed and fast-paced set and costume changes without an intermission. You'll be amazed what the production does with a set that at first appears to be nothing but rusty barrels.

Although the the musical was originally presented in New York with an American cast,  I think the Toronto cast (especially Cara Leslie and the unbelievably beautiful Sarah Gray) rock harder. I bought the soundtrack of the American production, and while it is a great musical soundtrack I have to say that the Toronto cast brought a lot more vocal  'oomf' to their live showing. [CLICK HERE for a FREE song download from the soundtrack]

In terms of casting, Louise Pitre was simply a coup. In her performance as the evil (and hot) Mayor Babs, she is sleazy and charming; her brilliant performance holds the story together around the Toxie / Sarah love story that is amusing yet somewhat predictable despite Smith and Gray's best efforts. Unpredictable, however, is Brittany Gray’s individual take on Sarah. More so than her counterpart on the American cast, Gray’s Sarah is far more cartoonish and colourful. She has a quirky high-pitched voice that perfectly compliments the over-the-top and outlandish tone of the musical. Her take on Sarah also plays off well against the bizarrely sincere but outrageous Toxie who, unlike the original movie character, sports glowing longs of stringy, gooey hair (the better for head banging with).

Frankly, the cast is a joy, but to pick out individual achievements does a disservice to the overall cooperation of every cast member (especially Daren A. Herbert and Jamie McKnight who play all the incidental and background characters). This production is very much an ensemble piece. I have to say, however, that Evan Smith as Melvin / Toxie is probably so good he won't get enough credit for his work. As Melvin, he's appropriately awkward and weird, but when he goes under the Toxie makeup and costuming, Smith is almost unrecognizable as the titular toxic hero. I had a chance to get face to face with Toxie when the character jumped down into the audience to terrorize us during the song "Everybody Dies." In that costume, Smith becomes Toxie. It's easy to forget he's an actor and not really a radioactive mutant with a green heart of gold.

Listen: if you see The Toxic Avenger Musical but are not tapping your toes and cheering on Toxie as he tries to woo the love of his life at the same time he's compelled to tear off the arms of bad guys, then you are as dead inside as the zombies I normally write about. Know that the humour is low brow -- if you can't handle humour at the expense of gender stereotypes and the blind then this show is really not for you. Although the source of the humour may be juvenile in true Troma fashion, the performances are top notch and sell this musical with a lot of heart.

As with nuclear waste, you'll be feeling the hot, burning, and toxic rythms of The Toxic Avenger Musical long after you've left the theatre.



November 22, 2009

Unique Gifts @ The Krafty Kreep (horror crafts)

Christmas is coming around the corner very soon. I don't know about you, but I find it's becoming increasingly difficult to find unique and original gifts for family and friends, especially horror-loving family and friends. That's why the best place to look for gifts is not the retail stores but the number of talented independent craftspeople selling unique gifts online. As a zombie fan, I am especially fond of The Krafty Kreep.




Based out of Ontario, the Krafty Kreep lives up to her name by making horror-related crafts to fulfill our undying desires of all things spooky!

Because she usually does not use moulds, her polymer clay creations are all hand-sculpted and unique. She offers a range of kreepy crafts such as her signature Brain Brooches (see above). The Kreep is planning a selection of horror-themed Christmas ornaments closer to December.

For more, check out the KRAFTY KREEP STORE


If you are looking for something you do not see at her store, the Krafty Kreep is willing to do custom orders too!

You really can't go wrong. If you're looking for some ghoulishly unique stocking stuffers or gifts for all times of the year, go see the Krafty Kreep.

November 17, 2009

8-Bit LEFT 4 DEAD

Screw the hotly awaited and hotly debated Left 4 Dead 2 that was released today.

I want Eric Ruth's fan-made, 8-bit version of Left 4 Dead on the NES!

Taking the popular cooperative zombie shooter game and turning it into a top-down style game, Eric Ruth of PixelForce has created a cute directional action/shooter version of Left 4 Dead with a resolution of 256 x 240, 16 colors, and a 4 sound channel soundtrack.

Check out the video of the game play! We wish Eric Ruth all the best as he scratch-builds this game from level to level and campaign to campaign.




Trailer Tuesday: Graveyard Disturbance

November 12, 2009

Vs. the Dead (Review)

Vs. the Dead (2009)


Directors: Phil Pattison and Jeff Beckman

RATING:
 
3/5 zedheads



Vs. the Dead from RABIDOG FILMS is like a steak prepared by an verdant but inexperienced chef. The meal may not be perfect -- some parts are a little tough and chewy to get through -- but once you get to the tender meat, it tastes so sweet.

I attended a screening of the very new and very independent film Vs. the Dead during Horror in the Hammer's November 6th screening of the film that kicked off the Hamilton Film Festival. It was our NIGHT OF THE INDEPENDENTS, and our screening of Vs. the Dead was only its third public screening. Previously, it premiered for two showings at The Movie Palace theatre.

The always glorious and glamorous Hamilton, Ontario
 Of specific interest to me, Vs. the Dead is a zombie film shot and set in the city I now call home: Hamilton, Ontario. On the one hand, I'm happy to report that Vs. the Dead is a stylish and technically impressive film as a low-budget independent feature. It showcases some amazing special makeup effects by Carlos Henriques of The Butcher Shop. On the other hand, it's overly long, and its plot and characters barely work to sustain a feature-length project.

I've said it before: never trust anyone in a white hazmat suit
Vs. the Dead begins with a fun premise: a canister of a dangerous military toxin is lost on transport through the city of Hamilton, Ontario. The chemical in question is used in warfare to reanimate dead soldiers so they can return to attack the enemy. For the most part, the zombies will only attack the people they hated in life. Unfortunately, the canister is mistaken for tattoo pigment by a skeevy and drunk tattoo artist named Scratchy Dan. He uses the toxin to sink some infectious ink into the skin of the locals. In particular, a group of tattooed slackers convince a local pizza parlor owner to get a tattoo at Scratchy Dan's by promising that if he gets inked there then the slackers will never set foot in the pizza parlor again. Zombies and gore ensue as the slackers must face off against the dead.

Tattoo FAIL
 Vs. the Dead is truly independent. According to co-director Phil Pattison, Vs. the Dead was filmed on a budget not even close to what most studios pay for craft services. You wouldn't expect a very low budget, however, because the film looks impressive and is stylishly edited. Carlos Henriques' special makeup effects in particular add some truly fantastic-looking zombies to the film. There are also brief yet bright moments of truly sharp and funny dialogue. The film's strengths are best demonstrated in a zombie battle scene within Scratchy Dan's health-code-violation of a tattoo parlor. The blood and quips fly in a brisk sequence that is smartly edited and a pleasure to watch.

I call the bearded one bitey
Unfortunately, there's a lot of dead space in Vs. the Dead between the good parts. I wish more of the movie could have been as tight and well-paced as the trailer and zombie scenes. Frankly, there is a lot of wasted opportunity in the movie. In particular, the story and characters are weakly developed. Character sequences run on for far too long and very little happens to further the story. Too many unnecessary characters are introduced that divert attention away from the arcs of the established characters. These same arcs fizzle out early on and never progress. In particular, an employee at a pizza shop (Dave Montour) is introduced as a key character who is conflicted about whether to be professional at his job or cater to his slacker friends that his boss hates. A love interest for him is briefly hinted at when a group of hot girls drop by for pizza. Neither the character's growth nor his connection to his love interest go anywhere. The hot girls never reappear. The film places each character of the cast on a narrative path, but those paths are never meaningfully or satisfyingly explored. As a result, the narrative stalls and becomes repetitive. The middle of the film just drags on into a anti-climactic conclusion.

Certain elements really hold back Vs. the Dead from success

November 11, 2009

Toxic Avenger: The Musical (Toronto)


Okay, so it's not zombies, but any horror fan worth her or his salt at least has a passing familiarity with Lloyd Kaufman's The Toxic Avenger. Toxie's been in movies and children's cartoon shows, and now he's poised to become a musical star in Canada too. The Toxic Avenger Musical has come to Toronto. I hope I will get to see the show and tell you all how The Toxic Avenger Musical interprets Kaufman's cult classic antihero for the stage.

 Read on for the press release...........................

Dancap Productions
Presents
The Canadian premiere of
THE TOXIC AVENGER MUSICAL
Book & Lyrics by Joe DiPietro
Music & Lyrics by David Bryan
Based on Lloyd Kaufman’s “The Toxic Avenger”
The Music Hall, Toronto

Toronto – Dancap Productions Inc. would like to give fair warning to all of Toronto; the Toxic Avenger is going to “kick kick kick kick kick your ass”. THE TOXIC AVENGER MUSICAL is on stage now at The Music Hall, 147 Danforth Avenue. 

A toxic love story, with a rock and roll score by Bon Jovi’s David Bryan, THE TOXIC AVENGER is directed by Tony Award-winner John Rando and stars Dora Award-winner and Tony Award-nominee Louise Pitre, Brittany Gray, Jamie McKnight, Daren A. Herbert and Evan Alexander Smith as the titular Toxie.

This in’toxic’cating musical has it all; a mutant freak super hero, a beautiful blind librarian, a corrupt New Jersey Mayor, two guys who play EVERYONE ELSE, and even an environmental cause.

Evil-doers and polluters can run and hide, but the Toxic Avenger will prevail!

Dancap Productions Inc. presents
THE TOXIC AVENGER
Book & Lyrics by Joe DiPietro
Music & Lyrics by David Bryan
Based on Lloyd Kaufman’s “The Toxic Avenger”
Directed by John Rando
Starring Evan Alexander Smith, Brittany Gray, Daren A. Herbert,
Jamie McKnight and Louise Pitre
The Music Hall, 147 Danforth Avenue (at Broadview Avenue)
Performances run Tuesday - Friday @ 8pm, Saturday @ 3pm & 8pm, Sunday @ 3pm & 7:30pm
Tickets range from $20 - $69 and can be purchased in person at the box office of The Music Hall,
by calling 416.644.3665 (toll free 1.866.950.7469) or online at ToxicAvengerToronto.com

Tickets On Sale Now for performances to January 3, 2010

www.ToxicAvengerToronto.com

November 9, 2009

DEADSPIEL @ SharpCuts Film Festival (Nov 13 and 14)


If you live in Southwestern Ontario, you can see award-winning curling zombie short film DEADSPIEL (read our review) this Friday and Saturday! 

DEADSPIEL is screening November 13th and November 14th as part of Guelph's SharpCuts Indie Music and Film Festival. PROGRAM INFORMATION.

And don't forget to enter to win your own DEASDPIEL t-shirt courtesy of the filmmakers!

November 7, 2009

WIN: Deadspiel T-Shirt!

E-mail zedwordblog@gmail.com for your chance to win a free t-shirt from the filmmakers of the award-winning short film Deadspiel (deadspiel.com)

Please include “DEADSPIEL” in the subject line and your name and full mailing address in the body of the e-mail (address must be in Canada or the United States and at the address you wish your prize to be mailed)

In Deadspiel, humans face off against zombies in the most dangerous game of all: Curling. It's a rock-throwing, ice-sweeping, and limb-losing show down on the ice between the living and the dead.

Winners will receive one (1) large Deadspiel logo T-shirt (pictured left) printed on 100% cotton. Check out my review of Deadspiel from the Zombie Short Film Festival and then watch the filmmakers describe Deadspiel in the following video from Independent Scene.





HOW TO WIN:

E-mail your entry to zedwordblog@gmail.com.

Please include “DEADSPIEL” in the subject line and your name and full mailing address in the body of the e-mail (address must be in Canada or the United States and at the address you wish your prize to be mailed).

Contest will end on November 30th at 12:00am (Eastern Standard Time). One winner will be drawn at random, alerted by e-mail, and mailed their prize. One entry per name/address please. Contest open only to residents of Canada and The United States.

Read more for full contest details.

Zombie Short Film Festival: Mini-Reviews

At the 1st annual Zombie Short Film Festival in Toronto, Canada, ten short films submitted from around the world competed for a cash prize and the coveted Z’omb D’or award. Based on jury selection and audience approval, director Jay Molloy's Deadspiel won the top prize. Below, you will find mini-reviews for each of the films screened at the festival starting with the winner: Deadspiel

REVIEWS

Deadspiel (2008): 8min
Winner: Z'omb D'or (1st place)
Director and Writer: Jay Molloy
Co-writer and producer: Pat Corcoran
Country: Canada
RATING: 4.5 / 5 zedheads



There's nothing disingenuous about the tag-line for Deadspiel. It is indeed "The Greatest Curling Zombie Film Ever Made." I don't know anything about curling, but I fell in love with this short film for its perfectly deadpan comedic timing and the zombie twist it puts on the sports movie montage cliché. In the film, a team of human curlers face off against Team Romero, a zombie curling team comprised of slow, moaning zombies. Unlike the human curlers, however, the zombies are at something of a disadvantage during play, especially when it comes to keeping their limbs intact. No shot, no sequence, no camera angle is wasted in Deadspiel. Presented with a humorous tone, the film nevertheless has elements of a true underdog story. Zombie gore fans will be pleased with a spot-perfect scene of zombie carnage and gut munching near the climax of the film, yet this scene is not what it appears to be. The true climax of the film is ironically more satisfying. If you have occasion to see Deadspiel, do not miss this short. It is in many ways better than many of the feature-length zombie films currently on video.


The Skin of your Teeth (2009): 14:30 min
Runner-Up Finalist for Z'omb D'or
Director: Dan Gingold
Country: USA
RATING: 3.5 / 5 zedheads


The Skin of your Teeth is a tense mood piece about four survivors waiting out the zombie apocalypse on a farm. Director Dan Gingold perfectly captures the rural decay of the farmhouse setting to construct an atmosphere of isolation and creeping danger. Shot at Comeback Farm near Clinton in western New Jersey, the film moves at an effectively slow burn for the first half of the short. Characters barely speak, but the tension is palpable. The tension, however, is ruined by the appearance of the first zombie. Unfortunately, the skill behind the camera is not paralleled by the skill of the zombie makeup. Although the zombies run, the filmmakers went with undead-looking zombies, yet their look is achieved with little more than grey face paint. The paint is not evenly applied on the first zombie: it only covers the front of the face (not the back of the head, not the hands, etc.). The other zombies that appear are less cheesy-looking (and there is one particular excellent shot of a horde of running zombies cresting a hill), but the first grey-faced zombie pulled me right out of the movie. That was a shame because the rest of the film develops into a fantastic chase sequence. Great camerawork, great editing, but unconvincing zombies. Seems that if they were going to use running zombies they could have simply went with a 28 Days Later effect by making the zombies dirty and bloody



Zombeer (2008): 12 min
Runner-Up Finalist for Z'omb D'or
Directors and Writers: Barend de Voogd and Rob van der Velden
Country: Netherlands
WATCH SHORT ONLINE
RATING: 4 / 5 zedheads


Herman, the brewmaster at a Dutch brewery, loves beer so much he can't stop drinking it -- even on the job. Demoted to the late shift after he's discovered drunk during a tour of the brewery, Herman continues to drink long into the night. In his stupor, he falls into one of his own beer kettles. Through the magic of mixology, he is transformed into a zombie while the beer he floats in over night absorbs his juices. Soon, the beer begins to exhibit a deadly effect on those who drink it. The beer is marketed as a "Beer with a Bite," and this becomes more true than ever. Zombeer is a weird film that nevertheless serves up some impressive, low-budget zombie carnage, especially once people start to drink the undead suds during one of the Netherlands' biggest national holidays: Queen's Day.



They Shall Pay with Rivers of Blood (2009): 7 min
Directed by Buck Anderson
Country: Canada
WATCH SHORT ONLINE
RATING: 4 / 5 zedheads


Perhaps the only disappointing thing about They Shall Pay with Rivers of Blood is that it was completely overlooked by the jury as a contender for the Z'omb D'or award and prize. This film does everything right that most new filmmakers get wrong. Written and directed by Buck Anderson, They Shall Pay with Rivers of Blood is a (g)ripping faux-grindhouse short that combines gunplay, running zombies, and ninjas into what was easily one of the best shorts on the festival program. The film is seven minutes of pure action with an effective grindhouse feel, but thankfully this "grindhouse feel" is achieved without resorting to the cliche insertion of fake film scratches on the digital image that so many other filmmakers have copied from the likes of Tarantino and Rodriguez. Instead, the film's grindhouse feel is a result of the short's gritty sense of urban decay, use of slick digital effects in conjunction with low-budget practical effects, and the surprise insertion of its outlandishly violent final sequence.

Perhaps I was most impressed by the camera work, editing, and digital effects. Much of the movie takes place during one of two chase sequences shot on what appears to be a handheld camera; however, the expert choreography of the action, the variety of inventive and exciting camera angles, and the steadiness of the camera raised this short film in my esteem over some recent big-budget movies. Especially during the chase sequences, the camera manages to capture both a steady picture and just the right amount of "shaky cam effect" to convey the panic and movement in the scene. The zombies and blood/gore effects are also impressive. The film offers a variety of decayed and fresh-looking zombies created by practical and digital means; at the same time; digital blood is used sparingly and to good effect. Effects and post-production work were done by Buckshot Design and The Juggernaut post-production, design and animation studio. Both deserve kudos for enhancing this film's already clear and effective visual direction.

Easily, They Shall Pay with Rivers of Blood could have bumped either The Skin of Your Teeth or Zombeer for second place. An unrecognized gem of the evening!


The Lift (2009): 6:30 min
Director and Writer: Mark McCarthy
Country: Ireland
WATCH SHORT ONLINE
RATING: 2 / 5 zedheads


There's not much of a narrative in The Lift. A motorist stops on a lush but desolate road to pick up a hitchhiker who is sporting a nasty bite on his hand. Since the film screened during a zombie film festival, I bet you you can imagine where this is going. And it develops by the numbers. With little acting, scripting, or direction to sink one's teeth in to, it's at least worth a watch for the cute visual gag at the end.


Keg of the Dead (2006): 8 min
Director: Paul Schilens
Writers: James Dirschberger and Paul Schilens
Country: USA
WATCH SHORT ONLINE
RATING: 4 / 5 zedheads


What sucks more about being a pizza delivery boy? Serving asshole fraternity guys? Not getting a tip? Dealing with zombies? How about all three in one night? In Keg of the Dead, director Paul Schilen's 2006's student film, a delivery is guy dropping off pies at fraternity house Alpha Masta Beta (get it?) when the zombies attack. He discovers that the only thing that will stop the zombies is the one thing the frat won't part with: beer. Channeling Romero and Peter Jackson's Braindead (aka Dead Alive), with music by Todd Mazierski that riffs on the Goblin soundtrack for Dawn of the Dead, Keg of the Dead is an impressive short full of zombie carnage. It's only a shame to see all that beer wasted!



Housewarming (2007): 10 min
Written and Directed by Lee Marquardt
Country: Australia
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RATING: 3.5 / 5 zedheads



If Sam Raimi had made The Evil Dead with his sister's Barbie dolls, it may have looked something like Housewarming. Filmed entirely using Barbie dolls, play sets, accessories, and various other miniature props, Housewarming imagines a zombie attack on a couple's brand new home. Although the sound and picture quality is raw and rough, and some of the editing is confusing, the film offers enough low-budget fake blood, spaghetti guts, and Barbie zombie mutilation to satisfy everyone's inner zombie child.



Bum of the Dead (2009): 5:13 min
Written and Directed by Geoff Whitman
Country: Canada
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RATING: 3 / 5 zedheads


The film is described as film about "A homeless man tries to light a cigarette with an unreliable lighter during the onset of the zombie apocalypse," and there's really no other story to it than this. What the film lacks in story, however, it makes up for in slick digital effects. That opening sequence, however, is plainly cribbed from Romero's Land of the Dead, but we can forgive them by assuming its an homage.



The Zombie (2006): 1:57 min
Directed by Randy Smith
Country: Canada
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RATING: 1.5 / 5 zedheads


Shot as a special effects test, The Zombie isn't really a film. A zombie eats a man's arm and then is shot. The decent effects achieved on a low budget are worth noting, but there's very little to say about this clip.


Zzzzombies (2009): 3:36 min
Animated by David King
Country: Scotland
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RATING: 4 / 5 zedheads


David King's inventive stop motion animation on an overhead projector follows a group of zombies and their hard-luck attempts to make a meal of a guy during his early morning routine. Funny and visually simple yet fresh, Zzzombies would be ruined by any further explanation. The film may lack a satisfying climax, but each individual scenario elicited hearty applause from the audience at the Zombie Short Film Festival. Check out the short at the link above and experience Zzzzombies for yourselves!

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