April 18, 2011
Zombies, Ghosts, and Witches Reported to Police in Wales
This we know as reported by the Western Telegraph. Police in Dyfed-Powys have responded to Freedom of Information (FoI) requests from the public asking, among other silly questions, how many supernatural creatures have been reported in the police in recent years.
According to the police, there have been 26 reports of ghosts and 11 reports of witches, but only two reports of zombies: one in 2008 and one in 2009.
So, rest easy Welsh readers. Your land seems to be virtually free of zombies....for now.