April 18, 2011

Zombies, Ghosts, and Witches Reported to Police in Wales

If you live in the Wales, what do you do if you see a zombie? Or a ghost? Or a witch? You might call the police, but if you do, be aware that your call will be officially logged and tallied.

This we know as reported by the Western Telegraph. Police in Dyfed-Powys have responded to Freedom of Information (FoI) requests from the public asking, among other silly questions, how many supernatural creatures have been reported in the police in recent years.

According to the police, there have been 26 reports of ghosts and 11 reports of witches, but only two reports of zombies: one in 2008 and one in 2009.

So, rest easy Welsh readers. Your land seems to be virtually free of zombies....for now.
Posted by ZedWord at 12:18 PM
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1 comment:

  1. Looking at the disclosure PDFs, the zombie reports are pretty disappointing;

    'Unknown 04.11.2006 A phone call made with strange noises and sounded like someone
    saying zombie.'

    'Haverfordwest 31.10.2008 Report of a person acting suspiciously wearing a zombie mask
    and dressed all in black.'

    'Pembrey 14.12.2009 Reporting that they are filming a horror in the park about zombies.'

    http://www.dyfed-powys.police.uk/sites/default/files/disclosurelog/miscellaneous/2010/332.pdf

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