June 15, 2011

TShirt Bordello: Great Zombie Shirts and Survival Merch


We all need clothes, right? Then why settle for bland button-down tops or those obnoxious polo shirts when you can let your outerwear be a true expression of your inner geek?

The good folks at TshirtBordello.com were kind enough to send us some of their zombie merch as a sample of the great horror, geek, and nerd-centric t-shirts and novelty items that they have in stock. Let's take a look at what they sent us.

ZOMBIE eat flesh

Although bordellos are known for being shady places, there's nothing of ill-repute about this "Zombie Eat Flesh" t-shirt from TshirtBordello. Professionally printed on pre-shrunk, 100% cotton, the shirt is exceedingly comfy, and the colours are crisp and vibrant. With many t-shirt sites, you have to worry about cheap iron-ons; with TshirtBordello that's not the case. This shirt is top notch and fast becoming one of my favorites. I've worn it more days in a row than I should. Considering I go to Subway quite a lot too, you can imagine the conversations I strike up when I go to order my subs.

TshirtBordello has many other zombie t-shirts as well, including shirts riffing on Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, and Thriller. If zombie aren't your thing (THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!), you can find horror shirts spoofing Hellraiser, Friday the 13th, and  Lovecraft. The geekery is not just confined to horror; TshirtBordello also has a wide selection of Star Wars, Star Trek, and other sci-fi and pop culture threads. Also: Bacon Wallet.

Zombie Shooting Targets and Survival Poster
If you'd rather not celebrate zombies with a t-shirt, you can find plenty of stuff at TshirtBordello to help you prepare to kill zombies. First up, TshirtBordello offers three 18 x 24 shooting range targets to help you hone your headshot kills against zombies, be they man, woman or child.

You can also decorate your home, office, or fallout shelter with TshirtBordello's "Surviving A Zombie Outbreak" informational poster. Laying down $2.99 for this poster could mean the difference between life, death, and then that pesky unlife. Don't forget to  pick up Zombie Outbreak Barricade Tape on your way out.


Whether you love zombies or want to shoot them in the head, it looks like TshirtBordello has you covered. I know that I'll be buying some stuff from TshirtBordello in the near future. I'm very impressed