August 10, 2011

The Zombie Pussycat Dolls- "Don't Cha wish your Ghoulfriend would rot like me?"


 What do you get when you cross this

 
 With this?




Probably very much the same but with slightly MORE personality.

But we'd also get a whole new set of sexy zombie tunes too. To capitalize on their undead state, you just know that The Pussycat Dolls would re-release their past hits with new zombie-centric lyrics. MonsterMatt Patterson, author of MonsterMatt's Bad MonsterJokes Vol. 1, writes in to share his idea of what one of these zombified lyrics would look like.

"Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls (Zombie Version) 

Don't Cha wish your Ghoulfriend would rot like me?
Don't Cha wish your Ghoulfriend was a Zombie like me?

Don't Cha, Don't Cha.

Don't Cha wish your Ghoulfriend would gnaw like me?
Don't you wish your Ghoulfriend's flesh would run like it does on me?
Don't Cha, Don't Cha!