I'm not the kind of person who thinks the zombie apocalypse is actually going to happen, but if I were that kind of guy then I would be looking this story and screaming "ZOMBIES ARE REAL!" all up and down the street.
Headline from the Huffington Post yesterday:
Okay, that sounds suspicious.
In short, Miami Police have shot and killed a naked man they found fighting with another man. The naked man was chewing on the victim's hands and face. And the cannibal wasn't stopped by being shot once; after refusing to cease, he had to be shot multiple times.
Now, if that doesn't sound like the type of story we'd see if a real zombie apocalypse was happening, I don't know what does.
Read the full story for yourself. Are zombies already here?