May 27, 2012

Naked Man Shot After Allegedly Eating Victim's Face and Hand

I'm not the kind of person who thinks the zombie apocalypse is actually going to happen, but if I were that kind of guy then I would be looking this story and screaming "ZOMBIES ARE REAL!" all up and down the street.

Headline from the Huffington Post yesterday:

Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

Okay, that sounds suspicious

In short, Miami Police have shot and killed a naked man they found fighting with another man. The naked man was chewing on the victim's hands and face. And the cannibal wasn't stopped by being shot once; after refusing to cease, he had to be shot multiple times. 

Now, if that doesn't sound like the type of story we'd see if a real zombie apocalypse was happening, I don't know what does. 

Read the full story for yourself. Are zombies already here?